“I had this guy leave me a voice mail at work, so I called him at home, and then he emailed me to my BlackBerry, and so I texted to his cell, and now you just have to go around checking all these different portals just to get rejected by seven different technologies. It’s exhausting.”
-Drew Barrymore, He’s Just Not That Into You
At Anoroc we go at everything from a social media angle, and with everyone recanting about their VD weekend (Valentine’s Day, that is) love is no exception. When it comes to social media applications for romance, there is no shortage of inventive ways to express love or something like love.
Let’s begin at the beginning–consider classic social media dating sites. Newsflash– dating sites are not longer mainstream, vanilla, garden-variety places to meet others. For those who truly think they desire love, sure, there are still the basic match.com and eharmony.com. But for those who want simple ‘a good time’, and nothing else, there are adultfriendfinder.com and getiton.com. For those who think way too much of themselves, there are reciprodate.com and beautiful people.com, where members actually rate one another and determine, as a group, if a person is attractive enough to even be on the site. Ethnic and racial considerations can be found at americansingles.com (presumably for ‘Americans’, whatever that means anymore), mylatinlady.com (for Latino men and women), 123-matrimonials.com (for Indian men and women) , and jdate.com (for Jewish men and women). For the quintessential golddigger, allow us to present sugardaddie.com, and wealthymen.com. We guess there’s nothing like getting right to the point. For the fetishist in all of us there is largeandlovely.com, and dirtyencounters.com. And the ultimate in online dating at its’ finest, and our personal favorite around the shop….. meet-an-inmate.com. Surely, quality can be found here. (Read: sarcasm)
For those of you who will most assuredly find long term love on one of these sites, hopefully, you will move on to the next phase of the relationship: the proposal. Again social media comes through in the clutch with a plethora of ground breaking ways to do the deed. Twitter got its first official marriage proposal in March of 2008, when, in a very public arena, Stephanie Sullivan said ‘yes’ to a proposal from her long distance mate, Greg Rewis. On youtube.com, there have been a slew of wedding proposals, and several actual weddings—including one underwater, no less.
And finally, the social media breakup. Now truly? Didn’t you see this one coming. Breakups can be hard enough as it is. But with social media, it can be truly devastating. We’ve all heard scathing examples of breaking up on Facebook and MySpace, (which seems to be the teen break up mediums of choice) from our nieces or much younger siblings. Heck, Facebook makes it so easy, all you have to do is change your relationship status. Then there is always the option of emailing and texting the bad news. With the various ways to get rejected and feel dejected, Drew is right, it IS exhausting.